Beam me up Scottie! Teleportation works...for ions. NY Times
NSF has some issues with NSFW web surfing. Politico (hat tip to Chemistry Blog for the story and the acronym joke).
Brits: Be on the lookout for old bulbs. The Royal Society of Chemistry is offering a $750 reward for Britain's oldest working lightbulb. Guardian
Those peanut butter crackers were pretty tasty...until you found out they were recalled. What to do now? Slate
Random (and kinda gross) armpit research shows men smell like cheese and women smell like onions. New Scientist
The UK's Institution of Chemical Engineers has compiled 10 safe "flash bang" demonstrations to spark high schoolers' interest in science. Guardian
It's OK for guys to play the cello again, but the guitar may still be problematic. (This isn't a chemistry newsbyte, but it turned up in my science RSS feeds, and I just had to share.) LA Times