Everybody Needs A: Bottle OpenerOK, it's a humble beginning to the series of posts that purports to improve the quality of life of an academic researcher, but trust me, a bottle opener is a handy piece of kit to have. If you think about it, it does make sense: if there's anything that chemists know how to do that's not chemistry, it's scrutinize the 'ingredients' list, and drink. Furthermore, beer tends to be the drink of choice at group, and departmental gathering, and I'm always one of the select few students who keeps a reliable opener on them. Frankly, I think a good bottle opener should be standard issue to incoming first years, and I'm appalled by their limited use. So if you don't have one, it's time to get one. Don't bother with promotional, plastic bottle openers. Like this one, from DuPont. Sure, they'll serve their purpose for a while, but they will inevitably snap, leaving you feeling empty, and your beer full. And that's no good for business. You're definitely going to want to invest in a metal, keychain mounted bottle-cap eviscerator. They come in many shapes, and sizes, ranging from the standard "alma matter" bottle opener, as seen on the right , to... well, Decaposaurus Rex over there on the left. The possibilities are really endless, and a good one only set you back a few bucks, and provide years of reliable, maintenance free service. I need to update my "Favorite Things" list, because my trusty bottle opener is used at least once a week around lab. My implement? A metal Brooklyn Brewery bottle opener, acquired for free when they sponsored an event around Boston. Marvel at it's perfection. Slim, flat, and small enough for easy keychain-ing and pocketability, combined with good length for excellent leverage and handling characteristics.
And there you have it, just in time to enjoy the weekend! Again, it's a small triumph to acquire the perfect bottle opener, but it's something that you do once, and it's covered for the rest of time your in school. Stick it on your keys, and it will always be at your side.